FEEDBACK FORM
Tell me about the last time you ate toast and jam.
Please circle ONE of the following adjectives that best describes your experience.
a) humbling
b) euphoric
c) disappointing
d) comforting
e) satisfying
f) melancholic
On a scale of 1-5, 1 being ‘not at all like a Grandad’ and 5 being ‘very much like a Grandad’, to what extent did the experience make you feel like a Grandad?
1 2 3 4 5
If the toast was cheap and white, did it sweat onto the plate? (Y/N/N.A.)
If the toast was wholegrain or seeded, by what percentage did this increase your smug sense of wellbeing, and was this in any way negated by the jam?
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Do you ever feel depressed after eating toast and jam? (Y/N/N.A.)
Did you cut the slices into triangles as a small attempt at self-care? (Y/N/N.A.)
Please circle ONE of the following. If someone else were to make you toast and jam, would you regard this as an act of:
a) love
b) pity
c) sexual advance
d) revenge
e) duty
Describe your emotions when you swallowed, sat back and looked down at the empty plate with its crumbs like a sprinkling of stars, like a pattern of pockmarks:
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And finally:
Are you annoyed that this survey did not inquire about what flavour jam you had? (Y/N/N.A.)
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